FUNNIEST JOKES
1) Doctor: I'm sorry but you are suffer from a serious illness and have only 10 to live.
Patient: what do you mean,10?10 what?Month?Weeks?
Doctor: Nine.
2)Sometimes Idrink water -- just to surprise my liver.
3)Rule No. 1; Women are always right.
Rule No.2; If a women is not right , Rule No.1 applies.
4)Who said english is easy?
Fill this blank with Yes or No........
1........ I do not have a brain.
2.........I do have a sence.
3.........I am stupid.
5)Teacher; Define Brain ?
Student; Brain is like a Bermuda Triangle information goes in and then it never found again...
6)Son; Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad; An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can not understand him. Do you understand me ?
Son: No.
7)Don't break someone's heart they have only one............
Break their bones they have 206 of them.
8)The teacher asked for a sentence using the word "Beans".
Girl; My father grows beans.
Boy: My mother cooks beans.
Then a third child spoke up and said ,,,
"We all are human beans"................
9)Girl; How much do you Love me ?
Boy: My heart is my mobile and u are its sim.
Girl; Oh my GOD ! I am so lucky....
Boy:Thank GOD she does not know that my mobile has DUAL SIMs.
10)Why do we write "etc" at the end in the exam??
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because it means.....
E- End of
T- Thinking
C-Capacity
THE END
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